Friday, February 18, 2011

Manusia Bertanya,Quran Menjawab

Manusia Bertanya,Quran Menjawab.....
KENAPA AKU DIUJI? 

"Apakah manusia itu mengira bahawa mereka dibiarkan saja mengatakan; "Kami telah beriman," sedangkan mereka tidak diuji? Dan sesungguhnya kami telah menguji org2 yg sebelum mereka, maka sesungguhnya Allah mengetahui org2 yg benar dan sesungguhnya Dia mengetahui org2 yg dusta."

-Surah Al-Ankabut ayat 2-3

KENAPA AKU TAK DAPAT APA YG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN? 

"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi pula kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu, Allah mengetahui sedang kamu tidak mengetahui."

-Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 216

KENAPA SUSAH SANGAT UJIAN INI? 

"Allah tidak membebani seseorang itu melainkan sesuai dengan kesanggupannya. "

-Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 286

RASA FRUST? TENSION? LEMAH SEMANGAT? 

"Jgnlah kamu bersikap lemah, dan jgnlah pula kamu bersedih hati, padahal kamulah org2 yg paling tinggi darjatnya, jika kamu org2 yg beriman."

- Surah Al-Imran ayat 139

BAGAIMANA HARUS AKU MENGHADAPINYA? 

"Wahai orang-orang yang beriman! Bersabarlah kamu (menghadapi segala
kesukaran dalam mengerjakan perkara-perkara yang berkebajikan) , dan
kuatkanlah kesabaran kamu lebih daripada kesabaran musuh, di medan
perjuangan), dan bersedialah (dengan kekuatan pertahanan di daerah-
daerah sempadan) serta bertaqwalah kamu kepada Allah supaya, kamu
berjaya (mencapai kemenangan). "

-Surah Al-Imran ayat 200

"Dan mintalah pertolongan (kepada Allah) dengan jalan sabar dan 
mengerjakan sembahyang; dan sesungguhnya sembahyang itu amatlah berat
kecuali kepada orang-orang yang khusyuk"

-Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 45

APA YANG AKU DAPAT DRPD SEMUA INI? 

"Sesungguhnya Allah telah membeli dr org2 mu'min, diri, harta mereka dengan memberikan syurga utk mereka... ..

-Surah At-Taubah ayat 111

KEPADA SIAPA AKU BERHARAP? 

"Cukuplah Allah bagiku, tidak ada Tuhan selain drNya. Hanya kepadaNya aku bertawakkal. "

-Surah At-Taubah ayat 129

ARGHHH AKU TAK TAHAN!!! AKU DAH BOSAN!! 

"... .. dan jgnlah kamu berputus asa dr rahmat Allah. Sesungguhnya tiada berputus asa dr rahmat Allah melainkan kaum yg kafir."

-Surah Yusuf ayat 12

Thursday, February 17, 2011

dearies

wedding abang fareha which turn out to be our mini reunion
patut adakan selalu, i mean the reunion hehe.
 the same date last year..the first among the batch, dilaila & asyraf's wedding
 now after a year, glowing mommy-to-be dilaila, so happy for you, my dear ex-roomie!!

redbox, bersama siapa lagi kalau bukan penyanyi tersohor zana zain & fareha din

purple violet life: purple tudung, violet handphone, ungu aiskrim
 persembahan solo pertama di khalayak ramai, nervous sikit, jadi ajak bay duet bersama utk hilangkan nervous
 akeen & bay sudah bekerja, bagus, lps ni boleh open table

melawat orang hostel, hikhik
 wanita moden zaman sekarang memang kreatif bergaya, isk
 perempuan kan suka bergambar dalam fitting room
 lepas tu upload,haha

join ema & housemates' Port Dickson & Melaka day trip
 postcard: greetings from PD with luv
 sebenarnya nak tunjuk inai di jari
 singgah sebentar di malacca
 river cruise at venice.cekonon
 kitaorang balik shah alam naik beca, betul..

masak makan makanan

masak dgn kaklin

homemade mushroom soup
cheh, nak jugak letak home made.
khalisyah suka, nak chup nak chup!,
dan paling tidak disangka abah yg jarang menghiraukan makanan bukan melayu pun suka, dia kata sedap jugak eh.
sila lihat resipi amik kat myresipi, tapi diolah mengikut kesesuaian selera sendiri.
part of the essentials
kaklin suruh amik gambar tgn dia, macam tak perlu je kan?
mushroom soup
zucchini & tomato salad (just add salt,pepper, & maybe olive oil)
russet potatoes
mashed potato (or khalisyah's teto)
 salmon & dory
grilled

cute-ness
 surprise by kaklili for mak
 sweet sixteen lah

big apple's donuts+sushi=donashi
random-ness
kenduri
 lasagna
 bukan tamak tapi memang utk 3 org
 3 orang jugak
why do you have to be so tempting?
 kalau mulut ning baizura pun tetap tak boleh muat 
bbq? ha ha hangus

yg tak menjadi, jadikan pengajaran
kek batik.. manis gila so next time sila kurangkan susu
 marshmallow choc fudge..sebab tak nak ikut resipi, sebab bahan yang betul tak ada kat rumah, tapi tak kira! tak kira! nak buat jugak! so, manis gilos!
 konon2 nak breakfast pancake, tapi gatal letak natrium bikarbonat banyak.pahit! faten, dah berapa kali dah cakap, baking powder & soda bikarbonat lain lah sayang..
kerana excited baru beli sos ikan, dan letak secukup rasa iaitu main tunggang sesuka hati ke dalam kuali,  nah kau masamm!!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

An Airline with a sense of humor


*semasa sesi menapis n membuang email lama yg lama xbukak, tgk ade 10000 emails dlm inbox (ye, saya pun terkejut tgk), jumpa plak email ni yg org forward...life shd not always be taken too seriously ok..haha




An Airline with a sense of humor 

Kulula is a low-cost South African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Check out their new livery! 
(click image to enlarge)








Kulula Humour

Kulula's airline attendants and pilots are known for injecting a sense of humour into situations:

"Please pay attention to the safety announcement, because you will be writing a test shortly".
"If you are caught smoking, you will be asked to leave the aircraft".
"You could be fined up to R7999 for smoking on the plane, and for these prices you could be flying SAA"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
"Me Tarzan, You on hold", when phoning Kulula and being put on hold.
"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed in Cape Town . Please take all your possessions. Anything left behind will be shared equally between staff. Please note we do not accept unwanted mothers-in-law or children."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
"Welcome to Johannesburg, if this is not where you were intending to go then you have a bit of a problem."
"Anyone caught jumping on the bed at any Protea Hotel will be charged R2,50 per jump and will be billed when you check out." (part of a Kulula ad, advertising Protea Hotel rooms).

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

impianku..dunia tanpa cicak

**entry ini mungkin kedengaran agak tidak matang.hehe**


smlm di kelas
time segmen selingan (break lah) by mr lecturer, tiba2 dia ckp psl fobia, 
si aqilah pun kata kt saya, "kita fobia amik 3 paper", saya pun spontan jwb blk, "faten fobia cicak!". 
qila terus ketawa, saya pun ketawa tgk qila, kteorg pun ketawa xboleh berhenti, cuba nak tahan, lama lah jugak. smp nk habis kelas pun aku senyum2 lg teringt.
tp kan dlm kelas, lecturer tgh ckp, so ketawa lah kami secara silence, xde bunyi just action je. sakit wo kepala n perut.

tp saya serius sebenarnya. saya selalu berdoa 'world peace' tp impian saya ialah dunia tanpa cicak.boleh ke?
xtau lah apa fungsi cicak kt bumi ni. 
xsanggup nk google, nnt keluar gambar mereka ni, xsanggup nk tgk apa lagi nk letak kt sini. ok, bunyi cam gedik plak.

zaman Rasulullah saw pun cicak jahat tak tolong Rasulullah dlm kesusahan.

lg satu, ade cicak sesat kt dlm bilik saya dah berbulan, dari anak cicak terputus ekor (eeww), sampai dah gemuk pun xjumpa jln keluar dr bilik tu. tp mungkin dia mmg dah menetap kt bilik tu x? aarghh, xsanggupnye ber-roomate kan cicak..eewww..

satu hari masa memandu, saya berhenti kejap di bahu jln yg sesak,(wah, bahuu) tiba2 ade cicak dlm keta, yg warna merah corak2 bukan mcm biasa coklat (eew) kt rumah tu, saya terus bukak pintu luas2 nk suruh dia keluar, nasib xde keta lalu lalang tepi jln yg sibuk langgar pintu keta saya, klau tak, bkn cicak je yg mati.. 
tambah satu lg kes kemalangan jln raya, kalau buat report polis, sebab kemalangan: cicak! bukan saya yg cuai, tuan pulis..

kakak saya pernah, tgh memasak tiba2 cicak jatuh atas dada, pandai ko landing. tp bukan dia je yg jerit sambil lompat n nangis. kteorg lain yg ade kt situ pun. dun worry, kakak saya selamat.

bgn pagi tgk kt dapur, ade cicak dlm cawan.
agak2 kteorg breakfast apa? lunch pun xselera..

kt meja mkn rumah, tgh2 mkn tiba2 nmpk cicak kaget antara alas plastik transparent n alas meja (mak suka alas plastik atas alas kain meja sebenar sbb senang nk lap meja). 
amazingly, kteorg semua trus sambung mkn sbb tau cicak tu mmg tgh terperangkap, dia xboleh buat apa2 kt kteorg..

masa kecik saya taklah penakut mcm skrg tp pernah kepit ekor cicak dgn tin coklat sampai putus ekor dia. dia dah lari ekor dia yg tinggal still gerak2. super eeeww!
ni plg kejam berlaku lately, tp bkn sengaja eh, cicak dlm teko ter-kena rendam ng air panas. 
muahahahaha!!! gelak puas!

tapi... rumah kteorg bukanlah kotor sgt kot?! 
tak baik lah cicak ni buat cerita mcm rumah kteorg rumah deorg je.
meh la dtg rumah tgk kotor ke x, tp rumah org lain pun ade cicak kankankan..

Sunday, February 6, 2011

be sarcastic/mean just for this or for anything,haha!

lps tgk kt page maria elena & jaja.. hahaa..lucu betul benda2 camni..

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. 
(YR stands for Your Response) 
once u've been tagged, must do!! =) 
happy reading =D 

If an annoying person says : 

1) I am cute. 
YR : i am cute

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. 
YR : i am too

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. 
YR : everyone is being sarcastic lah tu

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. 
YR : ish mesti sekolah dulu asyik busy xde masa tgk doraemon kan..ee rugi!

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. 
YR : i have album gambar, coins, setem, sticker..


If an annoying hot woman/man says : 

1) I know you like me. 
YR : oh my oh my that's my biggest secret in da whole world. please don't tell anyone, keep to urself k, pleaseeeee,i'm begging u, i'll grab ur legs and wont let go until you promise me u wont tellllll, pleaseee,pretty pleasssseee, i can hug ur smelly feet foreverrr,pleassseeee!duhh

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you! 
YR : tapi kak ni barang baik punya meh saya test kt cermin keta akak, kalau akak pasang benda alah ni kan sure cahaya uv xmenembusi, so kulit akak yg tegang ni xkan cair, yelah kan bley nmpk ni doktor yg inject muka akak ni pakai botox made in balakong je kan..

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type. 
YR : what blood type are u? i'm O. u know that O is a universal blood donor? oh not that universal studio, yeah i would like to go there someday, but preferably with someone of the same blood group, bcos they are said to be brave yet sensitive? oh, sorry, i just love to explain..

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you! 
YR : yeah i love horse riding, especially the one in the mall that have to put money inside first before u can ride? i'm rich so i put a lot of money..so i can ride all day long..

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you! 
YR : kacak luar kacak dlm kacak dgr sini, la la la, oh sorry u were saying? i was just singing..


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says : 

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. 
YR : acara lari dlm guni? ok la, since ur face ade iras2 guni skit..

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please? 
YR : i have a lot of contacts, how about i give u every numbers i have here, ok the first A will be Abah..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. 
YR : i sleep early. at 6pm and wake up at 6am. i MUST have enough sleep. thats the secret of my beauty. u shd try. if 12hrs wont work, try 12days,ok..

4) What do you like about me? 
YR : like i care

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much! 
YR : beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. 


If your enemy says : 

1) Hi bitch! 
YR : oh hi bitch, nice to meet u

2) You smell like shit! 
YR : no, its u.really.ive been dying to say that since u got here

3) What an ugly creature you are! 
YR : jgn hina ciptaan Tuhan

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure. 
YR : u dnt wanna do that, coz i'm wearing cawat besi, i dnt wanna hurt ur filthy feet


If your annoying ex says : 

1) I still love you... 
YR : cinta hanya pada Tuhan saja, bang meon 

2) I know you still love me! 
YR : ingatlah Tuhan, bang osman

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... 
YR : kembalilah ke pangkal jalan, bang romi

4) Please call me... 
YR : panggilan Tuhan xmengira masa, bang ropert

5) The break up hurt me so much... 
YR : pasti ade hikmah dari Tuhan, bang rostam


If an annoying salesperson says : 

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! 
YR : alhamdulillah. u org ke-118 kot ckp gitu harini je

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed! 
YR :  u must have stole it dont u? r u that desperate? i'm gonna tell ur boss!

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! 
YR : try recalculate plus ur staff discount? 

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy... 
YR : buy 1 free 1, gimme the free 1, since ur using it, u really need it more than me right, i didnt know yet whether it really works for me, right?

try la jawab soalan lg susah dr soalan acca ni..